I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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