we should wear snuggies to the strip club
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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