Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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