Are we in a gay sports bar?
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Well I just put wine in my tea
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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