i just google imaged poop.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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