just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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