just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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