North Korea, Best Korea!
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
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can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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