I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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