Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
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