id be glad to
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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