I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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