I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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