hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
