I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
