is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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