Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Will exercising make me less horny?
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