come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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