I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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