Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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