Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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