508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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