I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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