Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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