Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
they need to just BURY HIM!
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
he had hair everywhere except his balls
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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