Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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