he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
