I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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