i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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