My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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