I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
My feet surprised me
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