ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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