Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You were trust falling into bushes
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You are a genius and a whore.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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