Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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