i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
