had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
How does one acquire holy water?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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