tell your sister to shave her snatch
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
no you cant smoke seaweed
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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