so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
tell your sister to shave her snatch
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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