dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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