people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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