i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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