found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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