Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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