Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
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Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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