That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I love having hate sex.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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