the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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