Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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