My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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