i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
