I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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