Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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