i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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